New jobs in mining and coal

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Some good news for our country, overall employment in mining (which includes drilling for oil and gas) had increased by 47,000 since last October and mining employment was up 6,600 in May!

covfefe

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Know what that word is?

Seriously, get a life…I mean, who gives a shit?

The President was writing a tweet, got sidetracked, and accidentally hit send.

Big deal.

Should Kathy Griffin be hung by the neck until dead?

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So, like most Liberal Celebrities Kathy Griffin is anti-American, anti-Trump, anti-Constitution, pretty much she is a spoiled brat. So, in the mindset of every good lynch mob, she runs off hoping to impress her peers and takes some pictures so awful that even Satan worshipers cringed.

Now, she gives a heart felt apology. But she is not sorry that she did it, she is sorry that no one liked what she did. Now, CNN finally did something right and fired that fake redheads ugly ass. Never thought I’d say this, but Good Job CNN.

Now, what Kathy did was reprehensible on so many levels, but was it a hanging offense?

No, but there are a lot of us that would like to see her hang anyway. That was a joke, Kathy, get it? Ha!

Here is a picture of that gross, disgusting thing holding Trump’s head:

Door to door survey

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A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey when he walked up to one man’s door, “Excuse me, Sir, how many times a week do you sleep with your wife?”

“Three times,” the man said without hesitation.

“Hmm, that is once more often than your neighbor,” the survey taker said, making a note.

“That makes sense,” the man replied, “after all, she is MY wife.”

Undertaker has a bad day

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Bob, an undertaker, came home with a black eye.

“What happened to you?” asked his wife.

“I had a terrible day,” replied Bob. “I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.

“Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was the big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half.”

“I see,” said his wife, “that must have been awful, but how did you get the black eye?”

“Wrong fucking room.”

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