Politically Incorrect Jokes

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I’ve heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children’s-oriented iPod after realizing that “iTouch Kids” is not a good product name.

A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Lakeland, but I’ve been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools

A friend of mine has just told me he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I asked, “How can you tell them apart?” He said, “Her brother has a mustache”

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook. I said “I can’t wait for the new 911 to arrive!” Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk …  “I hope the  porn channel in my room is disabled.”  To which she replied, “No, it’s regular porn, you sick bastard.”

The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods inPakistan. I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of the driveway.

In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it’sAfrica

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