Answers to President Obama’s questions

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Please, pass this on and maybe it will get to the White House and to President Obama.

Mr President,

I am a normal person that is not politically active. The kind of person that you want to vote for you. I own a small business and have been an entrepreneur for over 16 years now.

In your news conference today you asked of anyone not in favor of your Jobs Bill; “Why would you be opposed to tax cuts to small businesses, to building roads and bridges, to putting teachers back in the classrooms?”

First Mr President, your question is misleading and meant as a sleight of hand aimed at fooling people who are less informed. Most people are not that simple minded sir.

The simple answer to you is that we are not opposed to cutting taxes, building bridges, and putting people back to work. What we are opposed to is the way that you suggest that our government will pay for this. You want to raise the taxes on the rich, yet study after study shows that the rich do not make enough money, even if you tax them at 100%, to pay for your plans. The math is simple.

You want to increase the size and power of the federal government and put in place more regulations. We, the people, are opposed to that. We sent you a strong message in the last elections. Did you not get it?

You had two years where you controlled the House and the Senate, along with the Presidency, and our country is much worse off for it. During that time you blamed our previous President for our problems. Now, you blame the opposing party and the world for our problems. No sir. Face the simple truth, socialist ideas do not work. Taking money from the people that create jobs and growth will not help our country and our economy. It is not your job to divvy up our money. That concept failed in Russia, it has failed in every country that has ever tried it, and it will fail here.

We need less regulations. We need less taxes across the board. The only way for us to have less taxes is to have less government. We need less spending by our government. We need to get rid of the debt as fast as possible, not by increasing taxes which is basically trying to bleed a turnip, so to speak, but by cutting spending to the point where our current revenue shows a profit. When this is done, the people that have money will use that money and in doing so, they will create jobs and boost the economy. Once the economy goes up, then taxes will go up accordingly.

This is simple and straightforward, anyone can understand it. Mr President, for America will you please admit that your plans and policies do not work and finally trust us, the American people by allowing us to spend our own money wisely and create the jobs that our country so desperately needs.

Cut down the size of our government do not spend money that it does not have.

Signed,

A concerned citizen of the United States of America

Baton Rouge Woman Shot in the Head

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Litrell Burnett, 35, a resident of Baton Rouge, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Litrell’s eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Litrell replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Litrell refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Litrell had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Litrell is black, a Democrat, and voted for Obama, but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed, and it was determined to be George Bush’s fault.