How’s it Work?

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Once upon a time in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and 

announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. 

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out 

to the forest, and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, 

they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort.

 

The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This 

renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching 

monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they 

were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their 

farms and forgot about monkey catching.

 

The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys 

became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much 

less catch one.

 

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50! However, 

since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would 

now buy on his behalf.

 

While the man was away the assistant told the villagers…’Look at 

all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will 

sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, 

you can sell them to him for $50 each.’

 

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the 

monkeys. They never saw the man nor his assistant again and once 

again there were monkeys everywhere.

 

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.

John Hinckley to be released…

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John Hinckley to be released…

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility, treating Hinckley , reports to have intercepted this past weekend:

To: John Hinckley

From: John McCain

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country’s new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.

My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,

John and Cindy McCain
PS: Barack Obama has been having sex with Jodie Foster. Thought you should know.

Spread the Wealth

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