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		<title>I Don&#8217;t Care</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<pre>Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not</pre>
<pre>started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001?</pre>
<pre>Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered</pre>
<pre>that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's</pre>
<pre>capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania?</pre>
<pre>Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or</pre>
<pre>crushing death that day, or didn't they?</pre>
<pre>And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was 'desecrated'</pre>
<pre>when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I</pre>
<pre>don't. I don't care at all.</pre>
<pre>I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for</pre>
<pre>incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.</pre>
<pre>I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring</pre>
<pre>about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia</pre>
<pre>I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for chopping off</pre>
<pre>Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.</pre>
<pre>I'll care when the cowardly so-called 'insurgents' in Iraq come out</pre>
<pre>and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in</pre>
<pre>mosques.</pre>
<pre>I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of</pre>
<pre>nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide .</pre>
<pre>I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First</pre>
<pre>Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead of the</pre>
<pre>United States Constitution's Bill of Rights.</pre>
<pre>In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up an Iraqi</pre>
<pre>terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care.</pre>
<pre>When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move</pre>
<pre>because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank: I don't</pre>
<pre>care.</pre>
<pre>When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed</pre>
<pre>'special' food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that</pre>
<pre>his holy book is being 'mishandled,' you can absolutely believe in your</pre>
<pre>heart of hearts: I don't care.</pre>
<pre>And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled</pre>
<pre>'Koran' and other times 'Quran.' Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and-you</pre>
<pre>guessed it-I don't care!!</pre>
<pre>If you don't agree, with the above then please don't complain when more atrocities</pre>
<pre>committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country! And may I add:</pre>
<pre>'Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference</pre>
<pre>in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem' -- Ronald</pre>
<pre>Reagan</pre>
<pre>One last thought for the day:</pre>
<pre>In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the Anti-American sentiment</pre>
<pre>and negativity, we should remember England 's Prime Minister Tony</pre>
<pre>Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his</pre>
<pre>Parliament members why he believes so much in America , he said: 'A simple</pre>
<pre>way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many</pre>
<pre>want out.'</pre>
<pre>Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:</pre>
<pre>1. Jesus Christ</pre>
<pre>2. The American G. I.</pre>
<pre>One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.</pre>
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		<title>Tailgating Christian Woman</title>
		<link>http://youarekidding.net/2008/06/tailgating-christian-woman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:10:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: Footlight MT Light; color: black; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: "> A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.</span></span></p>
<p>The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and <span style="font-family: Footlight MT Light; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: ">make-up.<br />
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As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.</span></span></span></span></p>
<p>He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.  She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.</p>
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