Mr. Hope and Change wants to create a nation humbled; humiliated, casting-aside capitalism and individual freedoms for one where we the people are government controlled. This would be a system that genuflects mediocrity, steals personal aspiration and opportunity, and punishes those who strive to succeed.

A gallon of regular gasoline the day Obama was inaugurated was $1.79 on average in the U.S. Today that price is $3.59, a 100.6% increase. The number of food stamp recipients has risen since Obama took office from 31,983,716 to 43,200,878, a 35.1% jump. Long term unemployment soared 146.2% during the same 34 month period from 2,600,000 to 6,400,000. Staggering hope and change isn’t it?

American citizens living in poverty have risen 9.5% from 39,800,000 to 43,600,000, and the number of unemployed has jumped almost 25% from 11,616,000 to 14,485,000 as of August 31, 2011. The number of unemployed blacks has risen from 12.6% at the end of George Bush’s term to 15.8% today, a 25.4% increase, and finally, our national debt is up 43.2% from 10.627 trillion to 15,022 trillion.

Keep these figures in mind as we recount the number of firsts for this presidency:

First President to refuse to show a valid birth certificate.

First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.

First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.

First President to preside over a cut to the credit rating of the United States.

First President to violate the War Powers Act.

First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.

First President to defy a Federal Judges court order to cease implementing the Health Care Reform Law.

First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.

First President to spend a trillion dollars on shovel-ready jobs and later admit there was no such thing as shovel-ready jobs.

First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.

First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.

First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.

First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space.

First President to encourage racial discrimination and intimidation at polling places.

First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.

First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.

First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly speak-out on the reasons for their rate increases.

First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state they are allowed to locate a factory.

First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).

First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.

First President to fire an inspector general of Ameri-corps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.

First President to appoint 45 Czars to replace elected officials in his office.

First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office.

First President to hide his medical, educational and travel records.

First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.

First President to coddle American enemies while alienating Americas allies.

First President to go on multiple global apology tours.

First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends, paid for by the taxpayer.

First President to refuse to wear the U.S. Flag lapel pin.

First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.

First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000.00 a year at taxpayer expense.

First President to repeat the Holy Qur’an tells us, and openly admit the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.

Remember that 34 months of Obama we the people have accumulated national debt at a rate more than 27 times as fast as during the rest of our nation’s entire history, as the Obama’s plan their next extravagant vacation to the Indonesian Island nation of Bali.

Hope and change anyone?

* sources: U.S. Energy Information Administration, Wall Street Journal, Bureau of Labor Statistics, US Dept of Labor, Standard & Poors/Case-Shiller, Federal Reserve, US Treasury, Heritage Foundation.

“There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt.” John Adams 1826

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

Making conversation, the girl says “I’m here to give blood. What are you here for?”

The guy says “I’m actually here to donate sperm. They give me eighty dollars for it.”

The girl goes, “Huh. I only get ten dollars for giving plasma.” They get off the elevators on their respective floors.

The next week, the same guy gets on the elevator to go give sperm again. Lo and behold, the same girl gets on. “Nice to see you again. What floor, miss?”

“Mmmmph!”, she says, and holds up three fingers.

Mr President,

I am a normal person that is not politically active. The kind of person that you want to vote for you. I own a small business and have been an entrepreneur for over 16 years now.

In your news conference today you asked of anyone not in favor of your Jobs Bill; “Why would you be opposed to tax cuts to small businesses, to building roads and bridges, to putting teachers back in the classrooms?”

First Mr President, your question is misleading and meant as a sleight of hand aimed at fooling people who are less informed. Most people are not that simple minded sir.

The simple answer to you is that we are not opposed to cutting taxes, building bridges, and putting people back to work. What we are opposed to is the way that you suggest that our government will pay for this. You want to raise the taxes on the rich, yet study after study shows that the rich do not make enough money, even if you tax them at 100%, to pay for your plans. The math is simple.

You want to increase the size and power of the federal government and put in place more regulations. We, the people, are opposed to that. We sent you a strong message in the last elections. Did you not get it?

You had two years where you controlled the House and the Senate, along with the Presidency, and our country is much worse off for it. During that time you blamed our previous President for our problems. Now, you blame the opposing party and the world for our problems. No sir. Face the simple truth, socialist ideas do not work. Taking money from the people that create jobs and growth will not help our country and our economy. It is not your job to divvy up our money. That concept failed in Russia, it has failed in every country that has ever tried it, and it will fail here.

We need less regulations. We need less taxes across the board. The only way for us to have less taxes is to have less government. We need less spending by our government. We need to get rid of the debt as fast as possible, not by increasing taxes which is basically trying to bleed a turnip, so to speak, but by cutting spending to the point where our current revenue shows a profit. When this is done, the people that have money will use that money and in doing so, they will create jobs and boost the economy. Once the economy goes up, then taxes will go up accordingly.

This is simple and straightforward, anyone can understand it. Mr President, for America will you please admit that your plans and policies do not work and finally trust us, the American people by allowing us to spend our own money wisely and create the jobs that our country so desperately needs.

Cut down the size of our government do not spend money that it does not have.

Signed,

A concerned citizen of the United States of America